Allergies, My Old Enemy.

Allergies, my old nemesis. Every April I get the pleasure of sounding like I’d spent the past 11 months smoking a pack a day and then exfoliating my throat with 3M sandpaper. Allergies are nature’s cruelest joke: you’re sick without an infection, just because your…

How to Choose An Apartment

Selecting a Neighborhood: You open rent.com and apartmentlist.com and start realizing that you are incredibly, incredibly picky about your living space: The ~up and coming neighborhoods~ where all of the ~hip people~ live? Why pay more for an outdated 1 bedroom house just because there’s…

Bacon Broiled Tilapia in a Peach Vodka Reduction

I had three thoughts this morning while I was waiting at the DMV to renew my plates– I needed to use the tilapia I had, I wanted the crispy succulence that is bacon and I kind of missed my bestie who lives in Atlanta more…

Nobody Really Likes Salad: Part 4

In the past couple weeks I’ve been often asked how I’m losing weight. Is it Shakeology or Isagenix? Am I running 15 miles a day? First of all, these diet plans are usually successful for one reason: they take away the responsibility of making good choices…

Nobody Really Likes Salad: Part 3

The best news I’ve ever gotten that doesn’t involve the words “It’s a buffet” or “you have more in your checking account than you thought” came from a suburban chiropractor in Kansas City this week. “You have no business running,” the chiropractor said with a…

Nobody Really Likes Salad: Part 2

I love and loathe the idea of meal prep. I love to cook, but the idea of making several copies of the same thing sounds awful to me. Who wants to CTRL+C then CTRL+V their diet every single day? I don’t. My big problem with…

Nobody Really Likes Salad: Part 1

  Let me preface this: I would much rather be eating a Little Caesar’s pizza while catching up on the Daily Show on my couch. If you also use the sound of Trevor Noah’s voice as an adult lullaby while falling asleep on your couch…

A Guide to the Icepocalypse

We’re all awaiting the icepocalypse, excuse me Winter Storm Jupiter, that I’m convinced isn’t coming. You’ve got a little while longer to run to Target, and I have the suggestions you need while you’re trapped in your dwelling. 1. Born a Crime – Trevor Noah…