Allergies, My Old Enemy.

Allergies, my old nemesis. Every April I get the pleasure of sounding like I’d spent the past 11 months smoking a pack a day and then exfoliating my throat with 3M sandpaper. Allergies are nature’s cruelest joke: you’re sick without an infection, just because your…

How to Choose An Apartment

Selecting a Neighborhood: You open rent.com and apartmentlist.com and start realizing that you are incredibly, incredibly picky about your living space: The ~up and coming neighborhoods~ where all of the ~hip people~ live? Why pay more for an outdated 1 bedroom house just because there’s…

Nobody Really Likes Salad: Part 5

But tonight I’m cleaning out my closet / I got some skeletons in my closet / and I don’t know if no one knows it Until today I’d been putting off the arduous task of going through my clothes. I’ve been successfully avoiding salad, running,…